yes i am extremely happy with this okay very good enjoy or something ignore the mistakes oops
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Your name is Spades Slick and you love your fedora. Damn, it’s a nice hat. You have back ups for it, just in case. But this hat, frayed and snug on your head, was your favourite. Hell, you’d do almost anything for this black beauty. A hat you’d found in your youth when experimenting with ways to look sinister. You might even say that the hat found you, as if your life was some made up story about dead parents and pansy magic sticks.
oh my gosh. hi, poppet, this is your christmas present!! and also your early valentines day present gosh gosh gosh. i, uh, i hope you like it. slkdgskdgld
